Local Lore: The stairs to nowhere
...The basement.
Shockingly, curiosities were still not satisfied. Which instigated a rumor mill to start turning. While I will certainly not criminalize my fellow wise-guy/gal coworkers, I will repeat a few of the better fibs (read that correctly - FIBS) that have been directed at persistent questioning from the other side of the counter: "Jim [Babbitt] is putting in a Martini Bar." Or "We're going to open up a museum of dusty collectibles" (referring to our aged, outdated gear, displays, overstocked postcards and Babbitt relics that have been stored in the basement for years...) Of course there was the suggestion that there were newly installed chains down there and we were going to take on the feat of punishing shop lifters ourselves.
Truth of the matter is, no one really knows why the stairs are there. At least right now. I imagine the real cause for a decent into our dusty, disheveled basement from the outside world will reveal itself in due time.

In the meantime, I'll be taking suggestions for what to tell the summer crowds when they ask where the stairs lead to. Other than "down."

In the meantime, I'll be taking suggestions for what to tell the summer crowds when they ask where the stairs lead to. Other than "down."
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